Thank you Chris Berman for that wonderful title, I know you must be thrilled to have your favorite tractor boy back in the news (today). But the homerun derby isn't until Monday.
All speculation regarding the possibility of quarterback Brett Favre returning is over. Favre formally asked Packers' team officials to release him from his contract Friday, sending a crystal clear message to everyone that he does want to play football in 2008.
Minnesota, with their loaded offense but lack of quarterback, looks like the best fit. But it's hard to imagine him suiting up for a division rival. More so, the Packers play the Vikings Week 1 on Monday Night Football, which is also when Green Bay planned to retire Favre's legendary No. 4 jersey.
All I know is I would never want to go to the grocery store with this guy. He'd be stuck between the Ketchup and Catsup with a deer-in-the-headlights look. Then he'd grab the Ketchup, go to the cashier, then exchange the Ketchup for Catsup, go back to the cashier and say in a dramatic tone, "I'm just tired mentally."
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